The Veggie Bandit

A man in India steals and eats about 40 pounds of veggies from his neighbors' farms every night.

"Initially, local villagers reported the incident to the police but the cops refused to register a case against Nazim and laughed it off, as they could not recover any stolen vegetable from him."

No More Donuts (or Churros) for Mexico City Cops

Why? The city government put them on a diet.

A Guy Finds More Than He Paid for in His Lung

And here I thought that was just an ice cube in my milkshake...

My favorite part:

"I know I didn't chow down on a spoon!"

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"He explained that there was an object down there, and it had writing on it," Manley said. "It spelled out 'Wendy's' on one side and 'hamburgers' on the other, and I was a little floored."

So were his relatives, who, when they were telephoned with the news, were eating ... Wendy's.

Hitchin' Chicken makes it to South America

A chicken gets to live his life as nature intended...